I have decided (although I’m still to write it) to republish the goods. Shit that I made back in 2018. You’re all just catching up to my gamma waves.
Stand back (but not too far) as I bring back my #COK.
Raise your heads, your eyes, and salute my ensign as it flaps about, waving in the wind.
Bright eyes and bushy tails. Chaos beckons, let’s raze hell!
Khambalia 
Kittens? I’m allergic to them. Dogs. Yes. Dongs … err, dogs … pack the dogs. A Wiener for wieners, a sheepdog for mutton, a … wait … where did I go wrong?
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Would a shaved pussy cause a reaction? I want my Annemal in fighting fit form.
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Should I shave my … oh, you mean the cat. It’s the dander, not the fur. I’ll have to stockpile masks and gloves, once there are some available again.
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