Life’s a game. Wanna play?

Cue soundtrack. Grab a friend or a brush. And lets (re)make some memories. https://youtu.be/e-ORhEE9VVg Aim: get from the start to the finish. How to play: begin in the centre. Roll 1 die and move that many spaces. Read contents of corresponding space. Continue. Cinderella: Life Sux! Pencil on paper, edited lighting of image to (hopefully) … Continue reading Life’s a game. Wanna play?

Calling out “experts” on their bullshit.

Ok. I'm going to stop you right there. This post is just about 1875 words long. Just so you know... Oh Hector, you're a cocky little cunt, aren't you? You're lucky I'm not a violent person. I only lash out like so when I'm pushed to the limit of my patience, or if I'm bored … Continue reading Calling out “experts” on their bullshit.

I AM (is) BACK (thanks to you, dear)

3:33 in to the podcast and I have to press pause and rant. Mother fucking fucker. This is the the magician I referred to in Wolf of Antimony's post like an hour ago, and the one I mentioned in my post from this morning about my plans for this site. Honestly, I hadn't even heard … Continue reading I AM (is) BACK (thanks to you, dear)

No one gives a shit about your opinions

Knock, knock, gnocchi on Enoch's door. Who is it? Oh shit, it's John Knee. I'm kicking down the door even though I have a key! It's really for dramatic effect. I totally just unlocked the door. Or picked at the lock. Or did something. I dunno. It's all just make believe, made real because of … Continue reading No one gives a shit about your opinions

Chronomancy for persephone

Another fun little thingy from the past. Chronomancy in this day and age sure is a shit ton easier than before. The practice of soul retrieval is an easy enough exercise, but it takes great patience and many tests of skill to master it. Memories are crucial for this to work, combined with sensory triggers … Continue reading Chronomancy for persephone

The old “I got your nose!” trick

It makes perfect sense. Doesn't it? You have to let something go to take on something new. Cutting cords from that which does not serve you. Sniffing for snuff And it won't be the only thing I'll be taking... You better believe it. I do have your nose. I have all the noses that those … Continue reading The old “I got your nose!” trick