No one gives a shit about your opinions

Knock, knock, gnocchi on Enoch's door. Who is it? Oh shit, it's John Knee. I'm kicking down the door even though I have a key! It's really for dramatic effect. I totally just unlocked the door. Or picked at the lock. Or did something. I dunno. It's all just make believe, made real because of …

God is a girl, and she’s a time lord.

This technological age is the perfect environment in which to demonstrate... Remember today's date (the 5th of April, one day after the celestial 444 special), know where we are. The past will come rushing forwards and soon bowl us over. To not be washed away, erect a strong pillar to cling. Oh hey, Ling-Ling! What's …